Men Are
Just Happier
People --
What do
you expect
from such
simple
creatures?
Your
last name
stays put.
The
garage is all
yours.
Wedding
plans take
care of
themselves.
Chocolate
is just
another snack.
You can
be President.
You can
never be
pregnant.
You can
wear a white
T-shirt to a
water park.
You can
wear NO shirt
to a water
park.
Car
mechanics tell
you the truth.
The
world is your
urinal.
You
never have to
drive to
another gas
station
restroom
because this
one is just
too icky.
Same
work, more
pay.
Wrinkles
add character.
Wedding
dress $5000.
Tux
rental-$100.
People
never stare at
your chest
when you're
talking to
them.
New
shoes don't
cut, blister,
or mangle your
feet.
One
mood all the time.
You
know stuff
about tanks.
A
five-day
vacation
requires only
one suitcase.
You can
open all your
own jars.
You get
extra credit
for the
slightest act
of
thoughtfulness.
If
someone
forgets to
invite you,
He or
she can still
be your
friend.
Your
underwear is $8.95 for a
three-pack.
Three
pairs of shoes
are more than
enough.
You
almost never
have strap
problems in
public.
You are
unable to see
wrinkles in
your clothes..
Everything
on your face
stays its
original
color.
The
same hairstyle
lasts for
years, maybe
decades.
You
only have to
shave your
face and
neck.
You can
play with toys
all your life.
One
wallet and one
pair of shoes
-- one color
for all
seasons.
You can
wear shorts no
matter how
your legs
look.
You can
'do' your
nails with a
pocket knife.
You
have freedom
of choice
concerning
growing a
mustache.
You can
do Christmas
shopping for
25 relatives
On
December 24 in
25 minutes.
No
wonder men are
happier.
Come on...you laughed out lout. Admit it.
