One day I asked my therapist, "How do you determine whether or not a client should be put in a psychiatric facility?"
"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A sane person would use the
bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A sane person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"
Thanks to Ed for this one!