"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," I said. "A sane person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No" he said. "A sane person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Thanks to Ed for this one!
Lex Keating · 628 weeks ago
And, of course, you know the answer to the age-old question "How do crazy people get through the forest?"
A: They take the psychopath.
jeanniecampbell 76p · 627 weeks ago
@MariePulliam · 628 weeks ago